†††thomas†††

basically the most perfect individual to grace the planet

Not a religious blog- I know I probably come off as one. TRIGGER WARNING: This blog contains facts.

holefoods:

obesecamels:

There’s a lot to unpack here.
+the flexibility to get in that pose
+the balance to stay on the skateboard
+the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes
+the dexterity to hit a target while moving
+the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye
…I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

This is shovel girl

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…training for revenge

(via unfesant-deactivated20230321)

pinkmistletoe:

i love spending all my time foraging n running around picking up everything i see in video games bc when i go to the merchant??? & they try 2 hit me with the “first u need to go get me the long lost emerald berry of princess logbreath before i even THINK about dealing”

…sis i’ve already handed it over

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(via sodomymcscurvylegs)

bowelflies:

periodic reminder that Celyphid flies exist and are one of the most powerful animals on this earth

(Source: twitter.com, via bogleech)